Nightcore

Have YOU ever wanted to diarrhoea all over a song?

Have YOU ever wanted to get instant fame for being talentless?

Have YOU ever wanted to listen to screaming chipmunks?

Introducing NIGHTCORE! A music "genre" so lazy that it can be made in Windows Movie Maker in under 2 minutes by a five year old! That's right! It only takes TWO MINUTES! That's right, TWO MINUTES to rip a song off YT, speed it up and slap a Mary-Sue anime character picture on it, then upload it! BOOM! Instant fame, instant views, which, according to studies, drowns out 98% of all the talented music artists out there!

It's easier and more effortless than lip-syncing!

Nightcore is trash. You can make it in Windows Movie Maker in 5 minutes or less. I'm NOT exaggerating. I'm dead serious, it's way too easy to create, and it's like lip syncing or Wattpad stories: people get fame off having no talent or effort, while the actual gems get trapped in the shadows.